This This whole June challenge
thing is great…..
If you haven’t figured
out that sentence was dripping with sarcasm then you haven’t read enough of my
drivel yet.
I’ve been avoiding
Facebook all week because I didn’t want to be reminded how lazy I am.. there
are some over achievers on there who have the same or more kids than I do and
here they are doing wonderful little projects…
How dare they show me up
like that!!
It just proves to
everyone that I am not the least bit competitive at all… someone does something better than me
I am all for it… then they are in charge
of what ever they can do.
I am waiting for my kids
to get competitive about washing dishes…
So… I thought this
morning as I woke up and my tonsils are four times their size ( I am either sick
or I snored with my mouth open ALL night)
I need to do something… and since doing anything physical is out of the
question I felt the urge to draw…. So I thought I would show you what has been
happening during this wonderful month.
It means I blog more…. Or
try to blog more… that means I have to cook something I’ve been wanting to cook
for a while…. So out comes the camera… it has gotten to the point now that when
I go into the kitchen holding the camera the girls go… OH! You must be
blogging… and then everyone scatters because using the camera, food and
computer usually sends me into a rage…
My kitchen while I am
blogging about some food I made… just a hint …. If it is a close up of my food
it usually means there is 230472 thousand dishes in the background… and yes… that is a kid in the back ground… a
book distracted her and she didn’t escape soon enough…
Me trying to post a
blog…. Yes… that is all laundry… mostly all my dish towels and rags… they
usually run away when it comes time for company or blogging… rags I am
convinced are in cahoots with the kids in not helping me.
So that is what it looks
like when I try and do something other than dishes and laundry… I usually end
up tired and cranky and right about that time someone asks for something to
eat…
And that brings me to
this…
A step by step
instructions on how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich…
There is a few too many
people in my house who don’t know how to do this… I think it is the same people
who don’t know how to pick up their clothes or put dirty dishes in the sink.
So here we have peanut
butter, jelly and bread… I forgot to
include these but you need to remove the lids off of the pbutter and jelly
Lay out two pieces of
bread on counter…. Fight off the ants..
With a butter knife
spread peanut butter on one side of one slice of bread…
With a knife spread the
jelly on one side of the other slice of bread…
Hand it to the whinniest
kid…. When they reply “ Can’t eat that because there is crust on the bread)
Turn into a screaming
monster….
Crack like a egg and take
a nap..
2 comments:
The next new thing in comics. I love it!!!!
I love this post! Especially where you said, "My kitchen while I am blogging about some food I made… just a hint …. If it is a close up of my food it usually means there is 230472 thousand dishes in the background… and yes… that is a kid in the back ground… a book distracted her and she didn’t escape soon enough…" How true!!
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