The holidays are upon us…
the hustle of Christmas shopping, visitors, and the seemingly endless baking of
holiday cheer can be over whelming.. so I decided to share with you all the
Jarvis Guide to Entertaining..
Martha Stewart eat your
heart out…
To really get the
Holidays rolling you need to catch the latest flu… If one of your children
already has it then your in luck… just make sure you drink after them and let
them wipe their nose on your shirt several times a day.. If none of your kids
are sick then all you have to do is go to the nearest grocery store… and lick
as many grocery cart handles that you can before someone calls security.
Now that your feeling
sluggish and achy all over write a list..
Lose that list and make
several more..
*Note: Lists are a great
way to stay organized.. I like to write several earlier in the week before a
big event so I can start the anxiety flowing freely… Don’t fret if you lose
your list.. they’re really just a excuse to drink more coffee and
procrastinate.
Do at least one or two
things on your list a week before your company shows up… don’t go hog wild and
do them all before.. we want to wait till the last possible moment and do them
then..
Another tip is to save
your voice until the D-day.. you need it to start screaming at the kids or poor
husband that decided to stay home that day.
Start yelling.. this way
everyone gets a attitude with you and moves even slower.. blame it on the fact
you don’t feel good… see? Aren’t you glad you cleaned all those carts with your
tongue?
Save the mopping for the
last hour…
Drink another cup of
coffee…
Once your company has
arrived and the food is consumed… let
yourself relax and enjoy the evening.
I have included a
entertaining check list… feel free to print several.
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